Everything I need to know I learned from my dog

Preface: Just a fun little post 'cause I was in a silly mood. I would usually put these types of posts on my other blog, but I'm trying to reserve that one for outdoor/hiking/travel stories and photos. And since I have no desire to start a third blog, everything else gets posted here now.

Ticky-Chips (one of many, many nicknames for my Grandma's dog) has latched on to me for dear life and won't let go. And since she's my new little shadow following me everywhere I go, you'll be seeing lots more of her around here.

Lesson #1 - Sometimes it's hot dogs and cheese curds, sometimes it's Kibbles 'n Bits. Deal with it.

Now stop your moping and choke down those kibbles you little turd nugget.

Lesson #2 - Sometimes you get locked in a cage while your friends play outside. Deal with it.

I know-- it's worse than the kibbles. But let's face it, you're going to be in that monkey cage for at least 8 hours so you might as well make the best of it, Ticky-Poo.

Lesson #3 - Sometimes life socks you in the face. Deal with it.

Apparently your way of dealing with it is to lie there and take it. Tee-da-Bear, the sock-sniffing pacifist.

I have a story about this one. A few weeks ago I was lying on the bed watching a movie and it got too warm so I kicked off my socks. An hour or so later I look down and see that. The sock was completely covering her face before she heard me going for the camera and moved a little. She loves to roll around in and cuddle with my dirty clothes, but to just lay there with a sock on your face for an hour? She's kind of a special needs runt of the litter, if you know what I mean.

~ Outtakes ~





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